A trilogy of books recounting adventures with Eris.


The Eye in the PyramidEdit

In which conspiracy is discovered, sex is performed, and drugs are consumed.

The Golden AppleEdit

In which porpoises plan and plot.


In which the heroes must stop an evil rock band from immanentizing the eschaton. Massive orgasms involved, but strangely no usage of plutonium niborg is demonstrated.


Malaclypse the Younger

Hagbard Celine


Simon Moon

Joseph Malik

George Dorn

Robert Putney Drake

Saul Goodman

Stella Maris

John Dillinger

Fission Chips

Howard the Dolphin

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