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First day of the week.

[edit] Celebration

Arise when you like. Have some morsel of your favourite munch, chew on it with delight and praise Eris with your mouth full:

HAIL ERIS! GODDESS OF THE DAYS! LICK ME ON THIS SWEETMORN DAY! BE SURE I TASTE ALL NICE AND TASTY AND STUFF LIKE HOT FUDGE ON TOAST! SLURP!

All Hail Eris!