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Also see Feast of St. John the Blasphemist

A Whollyday occurring on 19 Discord aka 2 April.  Also called Blasphemist Day.

CelebrationEdit

Commit blasphemy against Goddess Discordia! Write your representatives and demand they outlaw “funny religions;” send one hour’s salary to the most Aneristic organization you can think of; or eat a bun with a hot dog made out of the Sacred Chao. On second thought, recognizing a holyday wouldn’t be blasphemist. So instead of actually celebrating it, call in sick to work or school, then spend all day sleeping, going fishing or having sex.

Text from Principia Harmonia and Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.

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