Fifth day of the week.
Rumored to be the most likely day to receive the Distinguished Award for Significant Nonhappenings.
Named for the element orange.
Arise just before sunset, pour yourself a large tequila sunrise, wear your grandest hat, your dressing gown, your most holey underpants and socks, then announce thusly:
Hail Eris! Goddess of the Days! Look upon me as I look upon you on this Setting Orange day! I've had enough of this week, see you Sweetmorn! Good night!
All Hail Eris!
- ↑ Tell everybody it's actually a tequila sunset