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First appearance ever of 'Santa Claus'

 Santa Claus is either a jolly old elf pulled by miniature reindeer or a large man floating on the wind. Santa Claus delivers disorders received to parents around the world on Giftmas Eve (also called Santa Claus Day), collated on shelves in a foot locker at the South Pole, from the subconscious prayers generated by children during the month before Giftmas when they are forced to do things they don't want to do and won't do throughout the rest of the year.

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