And you call yourselves Discordians!
Shame on you all for not having everything he ever said, wrote, quoted, thought, and discussed on this very spot!
Author of The Illuminatus! Trilogy. Robert Anton Wilson is widely referred to as 'Pope Bob' by true Discordians (and by SubGenii). He wrote the massively influencial Discordian texts 'Cosmic Trigger 1,2 & 3'. He probably wrote quite a few checks in his time, too, though their entry into the canon is still up in the air.