"Chick" here refers to a female (it's slang for "woman") and "dick" refers to a male (it's slang for "fellow").

According to classical sourcesEdit

Divine chicks he knocked upEdit

  1. Aege (his nurse maid)--son Aegipan aka Pan
  2. Anake/Thetis (his great aunt)--three daughters/nieces, the Moirai (Fates):  Atropos, Clotho, Lachesis,
  3. Aphrodite (his daughter)--daughter/granddaughter Tyche (father might have been Hermes)
  4. Demeter (his sister)--daughter/niece Persephone
  5. Dione (his wife, possibly also himself)--daughter Aphrodite
  6. Eos (his mistress, Selene's sister)--daughter Carae
  7. Eris (his daughter)--daughter/granddaughter Limos
  8. Euroynome (his wife)--daughters the Graces Aglaea, Euphrosyne, Thalia
  9. Gaia (his grandmother)--son/great grandson King Manes
  10. Hera (his sister and wife)--sons/nephews and daughters/nieces Ares, Eileithyia, Eris, Hebe, Hephaestus, Angelos
  11. Leto (his mistress)--son Apollo and daughter Artemis
  12. Maia (his mistress)--son Hermes
  13. Mnemosyne (his aunt)--daughters/nieces Aoide, Melete, Mneme (original three muses) and Calliope, Clio, Euterpe, Erato, Melpomene, Polyhymnia, Terpsichore, Thalia, Urania (later nine muses)
  14. Nemesis (his cousin)--daughter Helen of Troy
  15. Persephone (his daughter)--daughter/granddaughter Melinoe and son/grandson Zagreus
  16. Selene (his mistress, Eos' sister)--daughters Ersa and Pandia, son Nemean lion
  17. Thalia (his granddaughter)--son/great-grandson Palici
  18. Themis (his aunt)--daughters/nieces Astraea, nymphs of Eridanos, Nemesis, Horae

Semi-Divine or mortal chicks he knocked upEdit

  1. Aegina (goat nymph)
  2. Alcmene (wife of Amphitryon)
  3. Antiope (river god daughter and Zeus' rape victim)
  4. Anaxita (moth?)
  5. Asterope aka Oceanid (wife of Endymion?)
  6. Callisto (nymph changed to a bear)
  7. Calyce (wife and/or mother of Aethlius)
  8. Callirhoe (his niece)
  9. Carme (Cretan spirit, daughter of Cassiopeia)
  10. Cassiopeia (wife of King Phoenix)
  11. Chaldene (a nymph)
  12. Danaë (consort of Polydectes)
  13. Dia (wife of Ixion)
  14. Elara (princess, adulterous affair)
  15. Electra (wife of Corythus)
  16. Europa (Phoencian noble, raped by Zeus as a bull)
  17. Eurymedousa (ant queen, raped by Zeus as an ant)
  18. Euryodeia (immortal)
  19. Io (his wife sister Hera's priestess, a young cow)

Divine dicksEdit

  1. Ganymede, divine youth from Troy

According to modern sourcesEdit

You know, back in the old days, I really had a way with the ladies. Back then, if I wanted to pick up a woman, all I had to do was approach her in my aspect as a bull or swan, and she'd be all mine, helpless to resist. The move was pure gold. It never failed—even on goddesses.
But these modern women, that's a whole other story. For some reason, they just don't go for it at all.
--Zeus quoted in Today's Women Don't Like It When You Come To Them As A Bull Or Swan
  1. Goldie Bear
  2. Binky the WonderSkull
  3. Bonnie (mother of Reverend Loveshade)
  4. The 1958-59 Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders
  5. J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
  6. "Connie" Dobbs
  7. Laurie Flynt
  8. Hummer Hefner
  9. Pope Hilde (Unified Catholic Church pope)
  10. Eldwin Nightowl's grandmother
  11. The Sacred Chao
  12. Gypsie Skripto (Discordian artist and interviewer)
  13. Miley Spears (Discordian American Princess)
  14. Black Widow
  15. Loveshade X aka JoX the Bobtist

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