Also see Jake Day Jr./Day of the Elppin
Get a group of people to send letters, postcards, faxes, emails, etc. all to hopefully arrive at some business or government agency you want to Jake on this day (you’re allowed to do Jakes on other days as well, of course). The messages should address non-existent concerns, imaginary problems, or be just plain weird. Examples: assert that your family’s woolly mammoth should be allowed to run for king, or that you’re positive the president is actually a pineapple. Jakes should be fun, not threatening, and are all part of Operation Mindfuck.