Recognize and credit your imaginary friend, whom you blame for everything on all the other days of the year. Or help someone anonymously, but in a way they’d never expect. (“Captain Tuttle” was the made-up buddy of Benjamin Franklin “Hawkeye” Pierce and “Trapper John” McIntire on the TV show M*A*S*H. They used the mythical captain’s identity to get supplies and funds from the U. S. Military which were then sent to help an orphanage).
Whollyday created by Mythics of Harmonia (Imaginary Friend Day) and the Discordian Division of the Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild (Captain Tuttle Day). Text from Principia Harmonia and Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.