Mid Year's Day is a good day for rubbing someone's middle. With permission of course.
Whollyday occurring on 37 Confusion aka July 2.
Celebration[]
The middle day of the year. Use only middle names, stay to the middle of the road, pat or rub your or someone else’s middle (this is a great day to apply to join The Order of the Holy Chao Belly Rubbers). Point to things with your middle finger. Visit a middle school and talk about the good old days of the Middle Ages. (If you want to get technical, on Leap Year this day would run from noon of July 2 to noon of July 3, but you don’t have to get that anal unless you really want to).
Holyday created by the Ek-sen-triks Cluborguild. Text from Principia Harmonia and Ek-sen-trik-kuh Discordia: The Tales of Shamlicht.