Welcome to Discordian Wiki.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy your Whollyday here.
This is Wiki Discordia, which anyone but Greyface can edit. Dating back to the sneeze of the Great Green Arkleseizure, countless of billions of years, this wiki is older than the collective history of mankind, multiplied by the fifth root of its shoe size.
What's new on Discordian Wiki
- Operation Discordian Wiki Revival has rebooted in 2015!
- Operation Dustbin began in Feb. 2015 to get rid of useless junk like not really there templates, meaningless categories, etc.
- Operation Holyday (started to get every holyday listed at Holyday and Whollyday an article) is completed. Unless things change.
- Operation 333, to get 333 articles on this wiki by March 33, was completed on February 27. Which is a good thing because there isn't a March 33.
- Operation Mindfuck is ongoing.
Modern Discordian Antics
Also see MDA.2008-2014
- Intermittens - a Discordian magazine. Anyone can submit stuff or edit an issue.
- OMGASM - a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, is a Discordian code word meaning "Come help out!"
- We are collecting active Discordian Websites and Communities. Know of more? Come list 'em!
- Propaganda! Here's tons of stuff to print out and distribute in the name of Our Lady
- The 23 Apples of Eris blog was taken down, eviscerated, and relaunched. Tons of new content up over there, go check it out!
- Chasing Eris, which includes interviews and adventures with Discordians all around the world, is being built like a brick outhouse.
To write a new article, just enter the article title in the box below. The box is your friend. It shall not in any way inhibit your pineal gland, as long as you click it exactly in the middle.
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- Find out more about the wiki on the About page.
- If you are new to wikis, check out the tutorial.
- Check out Help:Starting this wiki if you're setting up the wiki. If you're not, don't confuse the mad fever of power with orthostatic hypotension.
- Create Your Own Reality
- "Stubs" and "Wanted Articles". They're not just for breakfast anymore. Please, eat.
- Uploading images is another really easy way to help out - see the Special:Upload page!
- You can find a list of useful templates on Category:Templates, some of which are documented on the templates project page. Feel free to make more.
- Talk and more...
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Random Splotch of Chaos
Most of the editors right now are pussies sitting on toilets. And we like it that way.
Operation Mindfuck media of the moment.
Princess Pineapple Invasion
“BEWARE! This wiki has been invaded by Discordian American Princesses and Pineapple People! They may seem innocent and sweet until they show their teeth and claws. You'd be better off fighting a killer tomato or a rabid wolverine in heat.