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This is Discordia Wikia, which anyone but Greyface can edit. Dating back to the sneeze of the Great Green Arkleseizure, countless of billions of years, this wiki is older than the collective history of mankind, multiplied by the fifth root of its shoe size.

Herein you will find active learnings on the ways of the goddess Eris and all things chaotic. Discordia Wikia (aka Discordipedia TNG) is like what would happen if Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia had a baby wiki in Her image. Thus, the articles here are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, etc. Really.

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