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Welcome to Discordia Wikia aka Discordian Wiki.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy your Whollyday here.

This is Discordia Wikia, which anyone but Greyface can edit. Dating back to the sneeze of the Great Green Arkleseizure, countless of billions of years, this wiki is older than the collective history of mankind, multiplied by the fifth root of its shoe size.

Herein you will find active learnings on the ways of the goddess Eris and all things chaotic. Discordia Wikia (aka Discordipedia TNG) is like what would happen if Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia had a baby wiki in Her image. Thus the articles here are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in sense, etc. Really.

355 articles since Prickle-Prickle, Confusion 58, YOLD 3174

What's new on Discordia Wikia aka Discordian Wiki

NOTICE: Discordia Wikia PolicyEdit

Effective as of Friday the 13th of March 2015, it's HERE.

Operating RoomEdit

Current MissionsEdit

Completed Missions (2015)Edit

  • Operation 333, had to be completed for the third time due to articles removed in Operation Dustbin. Its goal to get 333 articles on this wiki was completed for the second time on March 10, 2015, after which more articles earned their way to the Dustbin; it was completed for the third time on 9 July 2015. Some articles may be being considered for deletion (express your opinion here.) Let's get 333 good articles up!
  • Operation Discordianism is to fix the Discordianism page. It should be a centerpiece of this site and it was a mess; it's cleaned up now--but there's still room for improvement.
  • Operation Holyday (started to get every holyday listed at Holyday and Whollyday an article) is completed. Unless things change.
  • Operation Categorize began on 20 April 2015. At 05:11 UTC there were 104 articles with no categories (as of 13 June 2015, that had been knocked down to 57; by midnight UTC 15 June 2015 it was 29 down by 05:37 UTC, June 16, 2015 to 13; as of 05:47, June 17, 2015 there was 1; then by June 18, 2015, there was zero!). Let's reduce that to zero! DONE

Modern Discordian Antics
Also see MDA.2008-2014

  1. Intermittens - a Discordian magazine. Anyone can submit stuff or edit an issue.
  2. OMGASM - a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, is a Discordian code word meaning "Come help out!"
  3. We are collecting active Discordian Websites and Communities. Know of more? Come list 'em!
  4. Propaganda! Here's tons of stuff to print out and distribute in the name of Our Lady
  5. The 23 Apples of Eris blog was taken down, eviscerated, and relaunched. Tons of new content up over there, go check it out!
  6. Chasing Eris, which includes interviews and adventures with Discordians all around the world, is being built like a brick outhouse.

Expanding Consciousness

To write a new article, just enter the article title in the box below. The box is your friend. It shall not in any way inhibit your pineal gland, as long as you click it exactly in the middle.

Confused? Excellent, you're in the right place.
  • Find out more about the wiki on the About page.
  • If you are new to wikis, check out the tutorial.
  • Check out Help:Starting this wiki if you're setting up the wiki. If you're not, don't confuse the mad fever of power with orthostatic hypotension.
Create Your Own Reality
Talk and more...
  • Check out the community portal to see what the community is working on, to give feedback or just to say hi.
  • Imaginative vandalism is encouraged--if we think it's funny.
    • Unimaginative Vandals will be made into Jute rugs.
    • Uberunimaginative Vandals shall be treated like cabbages.

Contents   (view all pages)

Edit Eris Project
  • Editing opportunities abound. If you don't see any red links, look here, or try picking a random page and just go to town.
Editing The Discordian Way
  • Steal information from other people to put here - it's the Discordian way.
  • Be original and make stuff up - it's the Discordian way.
  • Conduct deep, accurate research and footnote articles - sounds a little tedious, but whatever floats your boat - it's the Discordian way.

Random Splotch of Chaos

Kallisti apple

What day is it today?

Current Disinformation

Hello kitty toilet
Most of the editors right now are pussies sitting on toilets. And we like it that way.
Operation Mindfuck media of the moment.

Princess Pineapple Invasion

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“BEWARE! This wiki has been invaded by Discordian American Princesses and Pineapple People! They may seem innocent and sweet until they show their teeth and claws. You'd be better off fighting a killer tomato or a rabid wolverine in heat.

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