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Welcome to Discordian Wiki. Enjoy your Alanna.
This is Wiki Discordia, which anyone but Greyface can edit. Dating back to the sneeze of the Great Green Arkleseizure, countless of billions of years, this wiki is older than the collective history of mankind, multiplied by the fourth root of its shoe size.

Herein you will find active learnings on the ways of the goddess Eris and all things chaotic. Discordipedia is much like Wikipedia except in all the ways it's not. For more information, see DP:NOT.

174 articles since Prickle-Prickle, Confusion 58, YOLD 3174

What's new on Discordian Wiki

Modern Discordian Antics

Intermittens - a kopyleft discordian magazine. Anyone can submit stuff or edit an issue.
OMGASM - a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, is a Discordian code word meaning "Come help out!"
Stephen Colbert was inducted into the Illuminati by the Golden Apple Corps in 2008.
IRC - come hang out in #discord
Radio Free Discordia
We are collecting active Discordian Websites and Communities. Know of more? Come list 'em!

Let's Play italy?

Make unInteresting passages Look mOre inTeresting
1. By editing it wiTh lot's of ItalIks
RED links , Apostrophie's aNd your random capItol

Red Link Challenge!

Find a random page
Click on edit
Add a wikilink to it by highlighting a word or two and clicking the blue "Ab" button thingie
Save it
If it ain't red, do it again!

YA CHECK OUT WHAT I DID TO MALACLYPSE THE ELDER'S PAGE! SO MUCH RED, ITS LIKE, LIKE, NEVERMIND! CHOCOLATE MILK LEFT IN THE SUN TOO LONG! -rissx

Expanding Consciousness

To write a new article, just enter the article title in the box below. The box is your friend. It shall not in any way inhibit your pineal gland, as long as you click it exactly in the middle.

Confused? Excellent, you're in the right place.

Find out more about the wiki on the About page.
If you are new to wikis, check out the tutorial.
Check out Help:Starting this wiki if you're setting up the wiki. If you're not, don't confuse the mad fever of power with orthostatic hypotension.

Create Your Own Reality

"Stubs" and "Wanted Articles". They're not just for breakfast anymore. Please, eat.
Uploading images is another really easy way to help out - see the Special:Upload page!
You can find a list of useful templates on Category:Templates, some of which are documented on the templates project page. Feel free to make more.

Talk and more...

Check out the community portal to see what the community is working on, to give feedback or just to say hi.
Imaginative vandalism is encouraged.
- Unimaginative Vandals will be made into Jute rugs.
- Uberunimaginative Vandals shall be treat like cabbages.

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Editing opportunities abound. If you don't see any red links, try picking a random page and just go to town.

This section got vomit on its title and went to clean its shoes

Steal information from other people to put here - it's the Discordian way.
Be original and make stuff up - it's the Discordian way.
Conduct deep, accurate research and footnote articles - sounds a little tedious, but whatever floats your boat!

Random Splotch of Chaos

What day is it today?

Current Disinformation

Operation Mindfuck media of the moment.