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Welcome to Discordian Wiki.

Sit back, relax, and enjoy your Whollyday here.

This is Wiki Discordia, which anyone but Greyface can edit. Dating back to the sneeze of the Great Green Arkleseizure, countless of billions of years, this wiki is older than the collective history of mankind, multiplied by the fifth root of its shoe size.

Herein you will find active learnings on the ways of the goddess Eris and all things chaotic. Discordipedia is much like Wikipedia except in all the ways it's not. For more information, see DP:NOT.

333 articles since Prickle-Prickle, Confusion 58, YOLD 3174

What's new on Discordian Wiki

Operating RoomEdit

  • Operation Discordian Wiki Revival has rebooted in 2015!
  • Operation Dustbin began in Feb. 2015 to get rid of useless junk like not really there templates, meaningless categories, etc.
  • Operation Holyday (started to get every holyday listed at Holyday and Whollyday an article) is completed. Unless things change.
  • Operation 333, to get 333 articles on this wiki by March 33, was completed on February 27. Which is a good thing because there isn't a March 33.
  • Operation Mindfuck is ongoing.

Modern Discordian Antics
Also see MDA.2008-2014

  1. Intermittens - a Discordian magazine. Anyone can submit stuff or edit an issue.
  2. OMGASM - a Golden Apple Seed Mission, or GASM, is a Discordian code word meaning "Come help out!"
  3. We are collecting active Discordian Websites and Communities. Know of more? Come list 'em!
  4. Propaganda! Here's tons of stuff to print out and distribute in the name of Our Lady
  5. The 23 Apples of Eris blog was taken down, eviscerated, and relaunched. Tons of new content up over there, go check it out!
  6. Chasing Eris, which includes interviews and adventures with Discordians all around the world, is being built like a brick outhouse.

Expanding Consciousness

To write a new article, just enter the article title in the box below. The box is your friend. It shall not in any way inhibit your pineal gland, as long as you click it exactly in the middle.

Confused? Excellent, you're in the right place.
  • Find out more about the wiki on the About page.
  • If you are new to wikis, check out the tutorial.
  • Check out Help:Starting this wiki if you're setting up the wiki. If you're not, don't confuse the mad fever of power with orthostatic hypotension.
Create Your Own Reality
Talk and more...
  • Check out the community portal to see what the community is working on, to give feedback or just to say hi.
  • Imaginative vandalism is encouraged.
    • Unimaginative Vandals will be made into Jute rugs.
    • Uberunimaginative Vandals shall be treated like cabbages.

Contents   (view all pages)

Edit Eris Project
  • Editing opportunities abound. If you don't see any red links, look here, or try picking a random page and just go to town.
Editing The Discordian Way
  • Steal information from other people to put here - it's the Discordian way.
  • Be original and make stuff up - it's the Discordian way.
  • Conduct deep, accurate research and footnote articles - sounds a little tedious, but whatever floats your boat - it's the Discordian way.

Random Splotch of Chaos

Kallisti apple

What day is it today?

Current Disinformation

Hello kitty toilet
Most of the editors right now are pussies sitting on toilets. And we like it that way.
Operation Mindfuck media of the moment.

Princess Pineapple Invasion

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“BEWARE! This wiki has been invaded by Discordian American Princesses and Pineapple People! They may seem innocent and sweet until they show their teeth and claws. You'd be better off fighting a killer tomato or a rabid wolverine in heat.

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