I disagree with you. Your ideas are cabbagelike in nature and otherwise monotony-inducing. Perhaps if you refresh the page and come back with something more interesting you will have some luck.
Did you refresh? No difference? Try again.
That may not have worked. Keep trying? I heard somewhere that if you keep trying the same thing over again expecting a new result, then that makes you insane, which can only be a good thing. I salute your efforts.