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For a wider assortment of chaos, see Chaos (disambiguation).

First season of the year. The pentagon of the year spins here first.

Shaking off the hangover of the previous year, we spring unfettered from bureaucracy into the freeformdom of the new year.

Holyday: Chaoflux

Apostle's Day: Mungday