For a wider assortment of chaos, see Chaos (disambiguation).

First season of the year. The pentagon of the year spins on as if it's filled with rocks and soap bubbles.

Halitosis cannot be underestimated at this time. The emergence of the new year teaches us that chocolate and cabbage may not be the perfect union.

Shaking off the hangover of the previous year, we spring unfettered from bureaucracy into the freeformdom of the new year.

Holyday: Chaoflux
Apostle's Day: Mungday