PERPETUAL DATE CONVERTER FROM GREGORIAN TO POEE CALENDAR available (in suppository form) here

SeasonsEdit

1. Chaos - Patron Apostle Hung Mung
2. Discord - Patron Apostle Dr. Van Van Mojo
3. Confusion - Patron Apostle Sri Syadasti
4. Bureaucracy - Patron Apostle Zarathud
5. The Aftermath - Patron Apostle Malaclypse the Elder

Days of the WeekEdit

1. Sweetmorn
2. Boomtime
3. Pungenday
4. Prickle-Prickle
5. Setting Orange

The days of the week are named from the five Basic Elements: Sweet, Boom, Pungent, Prickle, and Orange.

HolydaysEdit

Main article: Holyday

Apostle HolydaysEdit

1. Mungday
2. Mojoday
3. Syaday
4. Zaraday
5. Maladay

Each occurs on the 5^th day of the Season

Season HolydaysEdit

1. Chaoflux
2. Discoflux
3. Confuflux
4. Bureflux
5. Afflux

Each occurs on the 50^th day of each Season

St. Tib's DayEdit

St. Tib's Day occurs once every 4 years (1+4=5) and is inserted between the 59^th and 60^th days of the Season of Chaos.

Discordian Affiliate WhollydaysEdit

Other Calendrical Holydays keep cropping up. They are known as Discordian Affiliate Holydays, Whollydays, This Cool Thing I Thought Of, or Blue Dress Specials.

This page uses content from the Principia Discordia on page 00034, and may share a type of similarity with the original. The type of similarity that they may share is called "identity." All rights reversed.

A Webcalendar to calculate any date without the use of suppositories is available here

List of Holydays and Whollydays with links to printable PDF calendars.