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A mythical bowling alley which may or may not have existed in the Los Angeles suburb of Whittier.

The discordian mecca, it was the first place the Goddess revealed herself to Malaclypse (the younger) and Lord Omar Ravenhurst in the first ever instance of a deific revelation to more than one profit at the same time. Therefore with independent verification on ourside Discordianism proves itself the most scientifically sound religion in the history of the human leasurely meander to the finish line. Good job believing in the Right religion!

Popular pilgrimage site for Discordian hobos, I mean travellers, although it is becoming increasingly difficult to locate as it was reconstituted (in an art of blatant anathema) and replaced with a drugstore. Or something.

"In honor of this Incredible Event, this Holy Place is revered as a Shrine by all Erisians. Once every five years, the Golden Apple Corps plans a Pilgrimage to Brunswick Shrine as an act of Devotion, and therein to partake of No Hot Dog Buns, and ruminate a bit about It All." And then they scrap the whole idea when they realize they have better things to do, like roll over in their graves.

Brunswick shrine-friendly hills bowl

Artist's rendition of what such a bowling alley might look like, if it actually existed

This article is a weak, pale seedling of an idea. Nobody really thinks you don't have anything more to add to the subject, so you should help Discordian Wiki by feeding it from your own pineal gland.

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