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Second day of the week.

CelebrationEdit

Arise as early as possible (4am is ideal) break out the loud hailer and run a recording of the 1812 Overture as you stomp about the neighborhood shouting in praise:

HAIL ERIS! GODDESS OF THE DAYS! BOOM ME BaBY! BOOM ME ON THIS BOOMING BOOMTIME DAY! LIKE A GREAT BIG KETTLE DRUM FULL OF NITROGLYCERINE! BOOM!

All Hail Eris!

NotesEdit

Not to be confused with the Fourth of July. Satisfaction may or may not occur. Batteries not included. Please see package insert for details.

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