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Five apostles of eris (sans malaclypse)

The Five Apostles of Eris (sans Malaclypse who got lost) by somebody famous.

An apostle, from Classical Greek ἀπόστολος (apóstolos), meaning "one who is sent away", is a messenger and ambassador. The purpose of such "sending away" is to convey messages, and thus "messenger" is a common alternative translation. The term may be used metaphorically in various contexts, but is mostly found used specifically for early associates of the founder of a religion, who were important in spreading her teachings. The word in this sense derives from Proto-Discordian Greek and was used for the original Five Apostles of Eris, as well as a wider group of Early Discordian figures including Malaclypse the Younger and Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. Some other religions use the term for comparable figures in their history. The adjective "apostolic" is claimed as a continuing characteristic by many Discordian cabals, and so used far more widely, as in the official name for the Greco-Roman Discordian Papacy which is the Apostolic Semen.

Five Apostles of ErisEdit

According to Principia Discordia and other Discordian sources, the Five Apostles of Eris are:

  1. HUNG MUNG (Holyday Mungday, 5 Chaos or 5 January)
  2. DR. VAN VAN MOJO or PATAMUNZO LINGANANDA (Holyday Mojoday, 5 Disco or 19 March)
  3. SRI SYADASTI SYADAVAKTAVYA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADASTI CAVAKTAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVATAVYASCA SYADASTI SYANNASTI SYADAVAKTAVYASCA commonly called just SRI SYADASTI or ST. GULIK THE STONED or FEARLESS FRED (Holyday Syaday, 5 Confusion or 31 May)
  4. ZARATHUD THE INCORRIGIBLE, sometimes called ZARATHUD THE STAUNCH (Holyday Zaraday, 5 Bureaucracy or 12 August)
  5. THE ELDER MALACLYPSE (Holyday Maladay, 5 Aftermath or 24 October)

See Apostles

Latter Saint Daze movementEdit

In the Latter Saint Daze or LSD movement, an Apostle is a "special witness of the name of Eris who is sent to teach the principles of nonsense as salvation to others." In many LSD churches, an Apostle is a priesthood office of high authority within the cult hierarchy. In many cabals, apostles may be members of the Quorum of the Five Apostles of the church. In most LSD churches, modern-day apostles are considered to have the same status and authority as the Five Apostles, and to see visions that often involve flying, chaos magick, and people's faces melting off.

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